The bachelor’s diet
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Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
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Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
ride it to hospital!
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Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...