An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...