There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.