Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
The Missing Toupee!
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Mickey Moose!
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Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
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What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
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Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...