A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...