Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...