Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...