Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....