A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...