Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...