Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....