What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Watching Baywatch
10 Things People Around the World Learn About Americans by Watching Baywatch1. American men...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...