Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate....
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...