Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...