Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...