Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...