What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...