A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...