Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...