Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...