A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Bottle of Evian water?
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Kewl Job Application!
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Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...