Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...