My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...