What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”