What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.