man’s idea of housework?
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A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
English is a Crazy Language
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New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...