I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...