My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...