Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...