Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Preparation for Parenthood
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Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!