Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...