Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....