Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...