Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...