Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...