Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...