Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...