Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!