Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...