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Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...