The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...