Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...