Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...