Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...