Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...