Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...