lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...