Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...