Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...