A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!